“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.” —Mitch Hedberg (via simko)
Crying in a corner because apparently your boyfriend doesn't like salad and you think salad is amazing.
If you punch my salad- I will punch you (in the arm).
I’M PUNCHING YOUR SALAAAD! NOOOO!!!!
“Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend.” —Bruce Lee (via theprinceofpuns)
I wish there was a way to block posts with certain tags...I would block "Scott Pilgrim."
Now who is the one being depressing… Scott Pilgrim is da shit!
“The best thing to give to your enemy is forgiveness; to an opponent, tolerance; to a friend, your heart; to your child, a good example; to a father, deference; to your mother, conduct that will make her proud of you; to yourself, respect; to all men, charity.” —Benjamin Franklin (via thesumofmyparts)